Jesus Christ’s triumphant return to Earth didn’t exactly go as planned, much to the disapointment of The Lord. Due to what Christ is calling “a clerical error,” the Lord has been banished to Hell, and if he’s unable to learn the language, the culture and the economic market, he may be stuck there for the [...]

Peyton Manning, simply put, is not, nor will he end up, the best QB in NFL history.  His repeated inability to get the job done in the playoffs is enough for me.  It’s a simple fact, the leader of the winningest regular season team of the decade is only .500 in the playoffs.  This is [...]